Yesterday, instead of working, I was instant-messaging with Dyama.
Subject of conversation: a super addictive reality show called Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders.
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Debbie: Watching DC Cheerleaders now. There are triplets auditioning?
me: yes. omg. I LOVE that show.
Debbie: It's so wrong, but I am transfixed by the cheesy makeup and dancing.
me: the other night, ben said - isn't this show offensive to you?
Debbie: yes and I love it anyway.
me: that's what I said. I'm probably sending women back about three decades. but it is sooooo good.
Debbie: BTW, I just put a deposit down on a 2nd minivan today while en route to booking the kids bday party at some kids-party-venue. Not that there was any doubt, but there is no longer room to be cool anymore.
me: you've officially passed over to The Other Side.
Debbie: Oh yes. I'm now the Other Side's team captain.
me: I enjoyed your debate drinking game. I didn't follow the rules though. I just drank freely throughout
Debbie: then you win!
me: kelly seems unusually nice this season.
Debbie: true--maybe she watched last season and saw how bitchy she came across.
me: but that's half the fun. like when she's mean...but then she feels kind of bad about it. like: I don't want to be bitchy, but I have to be because this is SERIOUS, PEOPLE.
Debbie: LIKE BRAIN SURGERY.
me: AND WORLD HUNGER.
Debbie: "our kickline is our signature move. it is world famous." do they pay her extra to say that?
me: it's trademarked. kickline™
Debbie: nice.
2 comments:
I just told someone else about the wonder that is the DCC. Converting the masses one kick at a time.
One of the things I miss most about living in the same city as y'all is sitting in a room, watching the same show and giving our own personal commentary.
Can I get in on the next gmail chat during DCC?
P.S. I think Kelly's niceness will be shortlived. Trust me, Texas women can't hide the bitchy for that long!
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